How Cole Sprouse dumped his Disney girlfriend will probably make you cry for her

This is harsh.

By Bianca Mastroianni
Cole Sprouse dumped Alyson Stoner on her birthday

So if you thought Zayn dumping Perrie via text was awful, wait 'til you hear how Cole Sprouse ended things with his ex-girlfriend Alyson Stoner...

Okay, but before we get into it, we have some disclaimer's that kind of let him off the hook...

A). He was 11.

B). Okay, we don't have a B because being 11 and in a relationship is hard enough.

Back in his Suite Life of Zack and Cody days, Cole was ~official~ with Disney star Alyson Stoner.

She's featured in The Super Short Show, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Phineas and Ferb and Camp Rock... so she's basically Disney alum like him.

"The first boy that I had a crush on and dated was Cole Sprouse ... from Suite Life," Alyson shared on The Night Time Show podcast.

Same as us Alyson. But tbh we didn't care if it were Cole or Dylan... either would do.

"He and Victoria Justice had had a thing before me, so I was always super jealous," Alyson explained. "Not jealous. Insecure, more so. Like, She's a babe. What am I going to do? What do I have to offer? I play sports. I don't know. We were maybe 11."

But it wasn't her insecurities that were the problem, it was that he dumped her in the most brutal way...

"He dumped me on my birthday," Alyson said, calling him out directly. "What the hell, Cole?"

Ouch. Like we said... he was 11 so all is forgiven.