Joe Jonas has opened the heck up about the size of his ~peen~

Not sure if TMI or #grateful?

By Bianca Mastroianni

Not sure whether to pour holy water in our eyeballs or keep scrolling through Joe Jonas' Reddit AMA, because boy he is delving deep into his own personal life.

His publicist must be in hell right now, because not only did he announce to the world that he lost his v-cards to Ashley Greene (which she impeccably clapped back to), but he's now revealing the size of his, um, penis.

A ~fan~ asked whether or not he had the largest male genitalia out of the Jonas Bros, in which this was his response:

"I like to think so. Although, it's not often that I'm in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn't really tell you. But, I'd like the Internet to believe that I'm still killin' it."

BTW, he also covered brother Nick's nipples, because apparently they're massive.

"Nick's nipples are not as big as they may appear. It did take multiple surgeries to get them down to a normal size. I think it was like 30-40 surgeries to just get them to a little quarter shape."

We're officially #ded and hope that Joe's management let him get away with this.