Celebrity

Kanye made a poem about McDonald's and it's as glorious as you think

It may make you think differently about hot chips tho.

By Bianca Mastroianni

ICYMI: Frank Ocean JUST released his visual album Boys Don't Cry an actual album called Blonde and fans respectively lost their marbles over it.

Along with the epic announcement came the offer of a free magazine from pop-up locations around da world... but do you want to know what's so incredible about this magazine? It features a poem by Kanye West, about McDonalds.

Are you going to be hungry after this post? Most definitely. Do we encourage ordering a double cheeseburger with a pack of nuggets on the side? Absolutely.

FEAST your eyes on this beauty:

"McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

The french fries had a plan

The french fries had a plan

The salad bar and the ketchup made a band

Cus the french fries had a plan

The french fries had a plan

McDonalds Man

McDonalds

I know them french fries have a plan

I know them french fries have a plan

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band

To overthrow the french fries plan

I always knew them french fries was evil man

Smelling all good and sh-t

I don't trust no food that smells that good man

I don't trust it

I just can't

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

McDonalds, damn

Them french fries look good tho

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries

I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes

And he only be there some of the time

Everybody was jealous of them french fries

Except for that one special guy

That smooth apple pie"