As expected, Keeping up with the Kardashians brought ALL the drama last night in its Season 12 premiere.
Literally never a dull moment.
There was Rob and Blac Chyna weirdness, a little Kourtney and Scott speculation and some other stock-standard Kardashian dramz, but what stood out was Khloé and Caitlyn's major falling out.
Granted the show is filmed months before it's aired, so we're not sure whether the drama is relevant today... but OOFT it was juicy.
Earlier in the year Khloé, while promoting her now-axed show Kocktails with Khloé, Khlo was interviewed by Howard Stern.
She admitted she "felt betrayed" when she found out Caitlyn's "business people knew" about the transition before the family.
Khloé was always one of the most vocal about Caitlyn's struggles, so it's no surprise this beef went down.
After the interview, Khloé revealed to mum Kris that Caitlyn had sent her raging texts and was nahhhhht happy. Eep.
Insert: very angry Khlo-money.
"I said, 'You slaughtered my mother and you have the nerve to say, 'What happened to family sticking together?'" Khloé told to her mum, referring to the texts.
"I said, 'You jumped that ship as soon as you did Diane Sawyer and attacked my mum,' and instead, [she] tells me to 'get a life' and to 'shut up,' and I'm like, 'You shut up and you get a [beep] life.'"
"Mum, can you handle this?," Khlo continued. "She can tell me to [beep] off all she wants. I don't have a relationship with her. I'm done."
Kris being the absolute KWEEN she is tried to smooth things over, but Caitlyn wasn't backing down.
"She's out there talking [beep] about me," Caitlyn told Kris on the phone. "I don't want her talking about me, OK? You don't go on Howard Stern and call me a liar ... Why is she even talking about it?"
~this is getting awks~
"What do you think I said to you about Vanity Fair?," Kris responds. "You [beep] say something nice or don't say anything at all ... All you said was negative [beep], so now you know how I feel!
"This is not intentional, you're making this so hard," she continued. "You were her father. You were her dad since she was 5 years old. Give her a break."
That was intense.
Khloé tweeted what we were all thinking by the end of the show, and boy episode 2 can't come quick enough.