Every time a new Kim Kardashian robbery conspiracy comes up in news feeds, this actual face is made:
After being held at gunpoint in her Paris hotel this past October and thankfully making her way out of the situation unharmed, Kimmy K has kept a pretty low profile.
Perhaps it’s because she endured an incredibly scary experience NO ONE should ever have to go through and is taking her time to recover with her family- which is pretty likely.
But then there’s this new theory which suggest Kim has actually undergone… wait for it… a butt reduction.
Yes, despite our gurl Kimmy being the bootylicious kween that she is, Instagram account RoastKardashians is legit convinced that Kim faked her entire robbery as a decoy while she got a bit of butt and hip reduction surgery.
Hmm... yeah nah.
In case you're buying into it, Paris police Chief Christian Sante has already told Vanity Fair the event 3000% actually happened, "there is no doubt about the reality of the crime."
So just stop while your ahead, theorists and leave Kim and her butt alone.