You know how Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint last week in her Parisian hotel room? Well, some idiot – sorry, entrepreneur - decided to capitalise on Kim’s horrific ordeal by creating a ‘Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit.’
Meaning, this Halloween you can put your witch costume away and dress up as the reality TV star mid jewellery heist.
The kit comes complete with a white short robe, long black wig, “$4 million dollar” ring (presumably made of plastic), large sunglasses, fake gag and 2 inches of rope. And it could all be yours for the red hot price of AUD $92.
While the supplier has refrained from using Kim Kardashian’s name, it’s pretty gobsmackingly obvious where the inspiration was drawn from. The description reads:
“This Halloween it's all about the #Hallomeme and who better than America's goddess of all things glamorous "Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume?" She has devoted her life to promoting American decadence, youth, and hedonism but all that flashy living caught up with her one night in Paris when armed men bound her, stole her jewelry and her peace of mind. This Halloween have some fun with pop culture and dress just like the Queen of Social media with our sensational "Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume" Costume.”
We think this is a pretty pathetic effort. Massive #NOPE from us.