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Marina Joyce is back at it again with her concerning social media activity

We think we need to #SaveMarinaJoyce from herself.

By Bianca Mastroianni

The world (well the digital world) went into full-blown meltdown mode last month when Youtuber Marina Joyce started posting weird and downright scary vids that had fans convinced she was either kidnapped, suffering domestic abuse, or even part of some terrorist plot.

We were so enthralled by the entire debacle, we put on our detective caps and conducted a legit investigation.

After #SaveMarinaJoyce escalated to the extent it did, the slightly creepy gal came out and basically admitted it was all a stunt. TO GET MORE FOLLOWERS BASICALLY. Ugh. We put more effort into that than we did our HSC.

But anyway, case was closed. Until now.

God bless her, she's posted the trippiest status Facebook has ever witnessed, and people are again losing their minds over this girl.

Enjoy the essay:

"Marina, The Goddess of Love.

I wrote on my Twitter that I wanted to be a God like Buddha and that I want people to call me Goddess Marina from now on
There is a special particular reason behind this

I found a couple secrets about the After Life and I know that I can still contact humans during the afterlife and I want to become this because I want to one day Create a Temple and a Shrine where I am known as God of the Shrine because I would like to spend my time there with people drawing art, doing meditation, understanding people, helping them with their problems, finding them extreme spiritual help and guidance, bringing them closer to Spiritual After-life Gods which can help them to produce magic to do incredible things, so that you're guaranteed a safe spot in the after-life and you're promised spiritual protection moreso than being a religious person, sacred symbols to represent this, chanting and many fun activities for lots of people to join in on! Crystal healing too, and strong connection with energies, how to fix spiritual danger and to create the most Holy Sacred place on earth due to my magical spiritual connection with spirits :')"

(That entire sentence had no full stop. DEEP BREATHES.)

Continued...

"This Temple will be build in Peru, I am thinking Machu Pichu but im not too sure where to build my temple.

Could everyone leave comments telling me, explaining to me how exactly I would build this temple, how much money I would need, how I can get someone to sculpt a statue for me and paint it, I want a statue representing the Divine Love and Spiritual Guidance.

Also, proving to others that these spirits exist will be easy with my retreat! It will be a Kundalini Yoga Meditation retreat too so you will have a strong energetic force flowing through your body and you will become one and peace with nature.

I want it to be an eco-friendly temple and also i want geometrical patterned pillars and paintings painted throughout the walls of the whole temple so it will be an incredible sight to see.

The reason I call myself a "God" is because i believe everyone is a God but particularly my work as a God would be to enlighten and help other people and to call myself one now would be for later in the afterlife so when i pass away, I can spiritually contact all the people and appear to those with magic who'm I choose to speak to.

The Power of God is to help other people, and this is my will to help others on Earth and then we can create a community of higher intellectual beings who can change the world with a click of a finger, to save the world, to save poverty, to save animals from being slaughtered, to save the world from any problems that may occur or are occurring.

This is my will forever so I can be alive on Earth forever.

So could you please write requests on how to help me build a Shrine Temple Retreat in Peru.

If you would like, you could even help me build the Temple in Peru if you're willing to earn money to invest in building a temple with me and you'd gain money from the retreat after it is built."

Someone PLEZ send help.

But again, if you can't be bothered reading all that and would enjoy a ~TLDR~ version here it is: she claims she has glimpsed into afterlife and would like to be referred to as a goddess, because she is opening her own temple in Peru. Of course, any help to building said temple would be much appreciated by Marina.

Many people have had enough of her and her posts, calling her out on possible drug use. Because really, what other excuse is there anymore?

XOXO Gossip Girl.