In the most "what the flippin' heck?!?!?!" news of the day, Zac Efron tried his hand at Tinder and had ZERO MATCHES.
Lettuce remind you of this fine specimen for just a minute before we delve into the biggest crime of 2016 so far...
Zero matches. Nada. Not even one little match.
In an interview with The Times, Zaccy opened up about his troubles with dating after breaking up with ex-gal Sami Miró. Crying.
"Dating is something I'll never be able to do. As in the dictionary definition of dating, because one way or another I've impacted that person's life and they'll soon realise it. A date has to be very long to dispel whatever people think about me."
But the kicker was when he admitted he signed up for Tinder: "nobody swiped me! They thought [my profile] was fake."
CANNOT. DEAL! Cat-fish or not, we are going to swipe right on every profile using a celeb photo from now on. Chances are they could be legit...