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McDonald's have released a damn NUTELLA burger and sound the freaking alarms

There’s a glorious new way to eat your feelings.

By Erin Van Der Meer

After Donald Trump’s shocking win of the US election, McDonald’s held a crisis meeting to discuss the best possible thing they could do to bring joy to the world during a devastating week. The answer? A Nutella burger.

Okay, so we don’t actually know if that meeting took place, and to be honest this ingenious new menu item would have been in the works for months, but the timing for bringing two of the world’s best guilty pleasures couldn’t be more perfect.

Yes, thanks to McDonald’s Italy, you can eat your feelings with the Sweety Con Nutella, which is a McDonald’s burger bun filled with Nutella, and what else is there to say except ‘Give me five so I can shove them in my face hole right now, thanks’?

So far they’re only available in Italy, so either hop a flight there ASAP or start petitioning the Australian arm of McDonald’s, officially known as Maccas, to add this to the menu. Dream, believe, achieve, people.

BRB, just starting a change.org petition and throwing out anything in our wardrobes that has a waist.

  • Author: Erin Van Der Meer