Twice the Payne.
This tops everything bad he's ever said about 1D.
Our hearts are breaking all over again.
WELL THIS IS CUTE.
And we're obviously not coping well.
Quote: 'They all think they're going to be solo stars. They're not.'
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, 1D! 1D! 1D!
Normal people mistaken for celebs is the gift that keeps on giving.
HE DID IT! HE REALLY TOOK A CHONCE!
From marriage to One Direction.
And we're confused...